Announcer: It's The Weasley Brothers! (title appears on the screen)
(Setting: a room inside The Burrow)
Arthur: BOYS!
(Ron, then George, then Percy, then Fred come into the room)
Arthur: Boys, it's time for chores.
(all the brothers look horrified)
Percy: (dropping to his knees) Oh dear God, no!
Ron: Please, not again!
Arthur: Now now, your mother and I can only do so much around the house and we need your help.
George: I'll go wash the windows-
Arthur: Oh no you don't! We're going to pick chores the way we always do.
Percy: No! Anything but that!
Arthur: Look, you're not getting out of this. Molly, bring out the whee